1. |
Private Secretary
04:13
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She was a private secretary
Till her boss gave her the boot
So we was married in Los Vegas
And I wore my sharkskin suit
She keeps it real wet and dirty
And she's always home at night
Cause she's my Private Secretary
And she keeps my business straight
Oh, she wash the clothes
Takes dictation
She's got a high school education!
She bought a fur coat with my money
Last week she wrecked the car
But I don't mind the inconvenience
Cause she always goes too far
I turn my TV on the football
And she gives my back a rub
Well she don't need no liberation
Her diploma's from the school of love
There was a session in my office
And I thought I locked the door
She found my private secretary
Naked on the floor
So now last week I got the letter
But the grammar was incorrect
It read: "I gots a high paying job in Reno
Cause I still gots my self-respect"
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2. |
I Been Refused
03:41
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Sitting after supper
Watched the FBI
Asked for a cigarette
Got no reply
Then you dropped your culottes
Revealing rubber underpants
Sweat was forming in my shoes
But you ended our romance
I BEEN REFUSED...
Last Monday morning
Minus twenty degrees
Walked to unemployment
On my knees
Left without my money
Tried to make my trial
Judge said you're the porno king
Go to jail for a while
Bought a Kodak Brownie
Developed film at home
Took some shots of sister
Pants were full of foam
Took a couple back views
Took some up front
Three tries, wallet size
I was looking at that--
Went topless bowling
Tried to get some stuff
It was a lesbo love scene
Strictly treat 'em rough
Everything created
Under earth and sky
Wants to be mated
It must couple or must die
Sitting after supper
Watched the FBI
Asked for a cigarette
Got no reply
Dogs in the ocean
Pigs in the sea
Well, come on baby
And wakka-wakka-wakka with me
I BEEN REFUSED
I LOST MY SHOES
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3. |
Subhuman Woman
07:06
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MY WOMAN'S SUBHUMAN:
She don't talk
She don't walk
She comes from space
She got no face
She's bald, she's cold
She's eight years old
She don't live for the future
She's got a six mile sign
That says "I love you"
MY WOMAN'S SUBHUMAN:
She cuts hair
Stained underwear
Her name rhyme
She plays with lime
She's bald, she's cold
She's six years old
She don't live for the future
She's got a six mile sign
That says "I love you"
MY WOMAN'S SUBHUMAN:
She can't fuck
Lips like a duck
She got no sense
She loses it on the fence
She's bald, she's cold
She's eight years old
She gonna live for the future
She's got a six mile sign
That says "I love you"
SUB-HUMAN WOMAN
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4. |
The Rope Song
03:33
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I found a girl with a pretty face
I tied a rope around her waist
I know when she's in and when she's out
Well there ain't nothing to guess about
She covers her ears when i play my guitar
She runs away but not very far
Just push a button - retractable cord
I pull her back when i get bored
One word from her and she'd be free
But she's exactly where she wants to be
Magnetic Madonna she glows in the night
Reciprocal pull, i flow to her light
Woman i am bound to you
But what do i want to do?
Woman what do i want?
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5. |
Pigs Waddle
05:08
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Pigs waddle, birds fly
Humans love, why can't I
Eat the bird, eat the pig
It's not funny
When they won't let you do natural
OH
I JUST WANNA SLEEP
BUT... I KEEP JERKIN BACK AND FORTH
THEY WANT ME TO SLEEP
BUT... I KEEP JERKIN BACK AND FORTH
Girls screaming, kids knew
Guns don't argue, why did you
Beat the girls, beat the kids
It's not funny
When they won't let you do natural
Lips open, the meat was good
My love is rusting but
If I could
Meet thе lips, meet the meat
Well It's not funny
Whеn they won't let you do natural
I poo, I pee
Help me.
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6. |
Be Stiff
03:43
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ONE TWO BE STIFF!
Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Fruit ooze is wetly lewd
Stay dry in rubber boots and
Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Cucumbers ripe and rude
Bend over fixed to shoot and
Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Breathe hard in metal suits
Live right make lots of loot and
Be stiff
Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Wet women waste your food
Go solo no no twos and
Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Deep sleepers jerk the root
Watch out for fruits and mutes and
Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Breathe hard in metal suits, now
Live right make lots of loot and
Be stiff
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7. |
Androgyny
03:24
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Never saw another people
Have as many fears as you
Everybody got the willies
What's the world coming to
Earth revolves in solemn splendor
Moon do circles, stars do shine
In the land there walks a terror
Robs the body, cheats the mind
Drugs, pollution, sickness, evil
Make it hard to stay alive
Androgyny will make it harder
Take away the primal drive
Androgyny
Oh my god, the mob, the wad
Androgyny
Let men and women be
Death, starvation, crime and taxes
Leave us little time for joy
Androgyny will make it harder
Do away with girl and boy
Androgyny
Oh my god the mob, the wad
Androgyny
Let men and women breed
Men and women listen
Let your bodies find the light
Seek the power of the other
Love will end the sexless night
Men and women listen
Let your bodies find the light
Seek the mystery of the other
Love will end the sexless night
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8. |
O No
03:01
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We were all alone
Then she bit my bone
I said let's sell the phone
Try to get away
I knew she was in heat
She nailed at my feet
Wet socks on the floor
But it's all the same
Last year we got sick
Doctors did the trick
Now I gotta use a stick
But it's still the same
Punk policemen fill the day
Student teachers license plates
Eat my dinner, words are gone
I feel slipped away
The moral is don't start
Even if you're smart
You don't have a chance
It's all the same
ROUGH AS A MATCH PAD
DRY AS A CACTUS
O NO
YOU GO HOME
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9. |
All of Us
05:18
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I left home with a friend of mine
Gone two years and I don't know why
Now I'm happy all the time
I can't think and I'm feelin' fine
I got feelings but they don't show
Don't ask me cause I don't know
No no no no no
ALL OF US
Think you've heard this all before
Now you're gonna hear some more
I know a place where dreams are crushed
Hopes are smashed but that ain't much
All you stupids anyway
We're all gonna die some day
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
ALL OF US
Me leave home with booji boy
Teeth fall out of china doll
Poo poo man got jiffy-snipped
Fat girl laughing - floppy tits
Listen listen me no lie
We like stuff what makes us cry
Why why why why!?
ALL OF US
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Zhir Vengersky San Diego, California
Zhir Vengersky is the latest devolution of a long, proud family lineage of brain-eating apes which eventually settled in the Southern California region. In his formative years he was exposed to the music of art nerds before him. The effects were immediate and obvious. Zhir creates music for people who live in places that don't exist. ... more
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