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Big Mac in a Small World

by Zhir Vengersky

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cereseige I JUST WANNA SLEEP
I JUST WANNA SLEEP

But really, this album is quite good and unique! Can't wait to get my CD copy.
Mushroom Man reminds me of a Ween song. Sorry. Favorite track: Pigs Waddle (mesozoic version).
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japoople I'M CREDITED ON THIS ALBUM AS PASQUALLY. LISTEN TO THE ALBUM. LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE SOMG ALSO KNOWN AS "Harm Reduction". Favorite track: Harm Reduction.
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15worm37 BUY IT . SNIFF IT . HOLD IT . YOU WON'T REGRET IT . Favorite track: Harm Reduction.
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chunga24 Instead of helping to fund the subway toaster oven, I bought BIG MAC IN A SMALL WORLD. you should do the same. Favorite track: Harm Reduction.
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honsieurmerr To buy this record is not like spending money. Rather, it is an investment in The Future™. A blow against the empire. Also, it’s just a plain fun record. I might like it even more than Workforce, though that might just be because this record has Jevil and Amogus in it, and that’s a surefire way to my [HeartShapedObject]. Favorite track: Day the Fish Came Out.
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1.
Only got five dollars to my name Blew it all on beer and cocaine Pass out on the couch with an ice pick in my brain Wake up in the morning and do it all again Cats up top got me locked up in a cage Workin' like a dog for less than minimum wage But things are gonna change, I've got the patience of a sage 'Cause dogs chase cats and I'll chase them offstage Open the door and let me slip on through Open the door, any old door will do Don't keep me standing here waiting in the queue These boots are made for workin' And these flats are made for loafin' Stick a red malicious in the mouth of a pig Make loafing around my full-time gig There's room at the top, it's been made quite clear You've been driving for a century, now it's my turn to steer Open the door and let me slip on through Open the door, any old door will do Pay no mind to the red stuff on my shoe THIS REMINDS ME OF "ANIMAL FARM" BY GEORGE ORWELL. NO, I HAVEN'T READ IT, BUT I IMAGINE THIS IS WHAT THE BOOK MUST BE LIKE. Got a hundred billion dollars to my name Blew it all on blow and champagne Pass out on the couch with an ice pick in my brain Wake up in the morning and do it all again
2.
At the border of Sonora The kids are still in cages And they're filled up sevenfold down at the Rio Grande It's a new administration And despite all the changes They're saying now it's a temp house, and there's no need to ban Nobody cares when it's done by Democrats Now tell me where's the harm reduction in that? He promised on the trail That if we get the power We'll see the wages of the workers start to take a climb And here we are still waitin' Making bullshit bucks an hour And privately the bastard said he wasn't even tryin' We break our backs so we can hope to live like dirty rats Now tell me where's the harm reduction in that? The ocean's set aflame The ecosystem's fucked It's the holocene extinction and we're all about to die He's calling for the drillers The pipelines are in luck The fossil fuel barons get their pie up in the sky Turn up the flame under froggies in a vat Now tell me where's the harm reduction in that? The thug patrols of swine All dressed in shirts of blue Get off with a vacation when they kill us where we stand Years of calls for justice And what else can he do But make the piggies into civil military bands Off scott free even caught in the act Now tell me where's the harm reduction in that? Vulnerable women Rely on Roe V Wade And SCOTUS says abortions ought to put you in a cell LGBTI Are enemies of the state Nobody gives a fuck for them, or how their lives are hell The worst-off in the USA perpetually trapped Now tell me where's the harm reduction in that? Hook, line and sinker You chose to close your eyes You're living in a fantasy, and yet the truth is plain Nothing's getting better One promise realized That nothing needing fixing fundamentally will change The wool's in your eyes, so listen here fat Tell me where's the harm reduction in that?
3.
She and I was gettin hot Behind an IBM 704 I kinda hesitated With her naked on the readout board I said Baby where's your switch panel It's hidden way too good Can't get you into doggy mode The way the live ones could If the chicks are too real I dunno how to feel If the chicks are too real Well then it just might break the deal She said I'm an android of the very latest The most advanced offering yet So if you wanna try something new Then baby, I'm your best bet I can get real oozey, shiver and shake I can be what you want me to be Don't be so shy, let's have us a ball A little beast-love with the machine If the chicks are too real Then I can understand If the chicks are too real Then I can make you a believin' man I sampled her potatoes and gravy And she wiggle like a fish on a spear Like a message from the heavens I understood the appeal I'm goin down with biology I'm gonna do the nu-tabu O brave new world, watch out I'm coming, coming for you The chicks ain't too real It's a message from above The chicks ain't too real Nothin more spiritual than doggystyle luv
4.
Mushroom Man 03:13
I'm the mushroom man I am the mushroom man Don't bother asking me What the hell it is I am I don't even know I couldn't tell ya But if I did I'd make you psychotic, fella! Fry me, dry me, put me in a pan I make risotto and soup so grand Balmy umami makes the flavor pop I'm all that's left when your life stops Feel your heart burning And the struggle within The terror within me Could melt bone and skin You say you're not scared Buddy, I'm flattered But you can't kill me In a way that matters!
5.
When the boys in blue turn up you know the fun is short-lived The mood turns sour And you wonder what you did The party's broken up And bones are broken too When a herd of human cattle's there It's all they think to do There's two that try to make a break for it But doing so is what the cops wanted It's a long way out the building where we are But if I can blend in, I could get pretty far I put on a hoodie, it's a dark navy blue I get into the middle of a crowd on the move Door after door, I see the exit gets close The trouble behind me forgotten at most I don't even know if they're looking for me anymore But I'm not taking any chances I think I'll throw them off By walking straight back through the building After all, the safest place to be Is right in the belly of a beast Just make myself scarce, and don't act sus The ears of the fleece could still be among us In the parking lot, my silver Honda Civic is there I put shades on my face and a hat on my hair And before I'm not accounted for within the throng I'll be gone
6.
Longarm 03:24
Wanted: strong and able-bodied worker Minimum wage, fifty-eight hour week An average Joe from the grand design He breaks his back for big talk He pulls up, he pulls down He's the one over at the lever that puts the Lids on the jars Mr. Simpson says this business needs a strong arm Some new part to clear out all the deadwood So be sure and install that new long arm by next week 'Cause that short arm over there is through Oh-oh, replace all parts with long arm Oh-oh, this business needs a strong arm Big talk (start to fall in line) Big talk (I was watching you) Big talk (when efficiency is cut) Big talk (better buy more glue)
7.
Pigs waddle, birds fly Humans love, why can't I Eat the bird, eat the pig It's not funny When they won't let you do natural OH I JUST WANNA SLEEP BUT... I KEEP JERKIN BACK AND FORTH THEY WANT ME TO SLEEP BUT... I KEEP JERKIN BACK AND FORTH Girls screaming, kids knew Guns don't argue, why did you Beat the girls, beat the kids It's not funny When they won't let you do natural Lips open, the meat was good My love is rusting but If I could Meet thе lips, meet the meat Well It's not funny Whеn they won't let you do natural I poo, I pee Help me.
8.
First you was a tadpole long and thin Then you was a froggy with your tail tuck'd in Then you was a baboon in a tropical tree Now you're a human here in front of me And ain't it just a drag? Ain't it just a drag? You can hope, you can pray Or try to run away We all were doomed the day The fish came out and walked We've built and destroyed and terraformed We splice up your genes before you're born We use up the soil and burn the trees We shoulda just stayed under the sea First you was a fish with gills and scales Then you was a reptile with a whiplike tail Then you was a chimp in the underbrush Now you're just some guy like the rest of us And ain't it just a drag? Ain't it just a drag? You can hope, you can pray Or try to run away We all were doomed the day The ape cut off his tail We know how to set the sea on fire We throw ourselves on a great big pyre Tyrants speed past hoboes with fleas We never shoulda left the trees
9.
You can live fast and die painfully Or take the beaten path You can submit to mundanity Or be a flash There is no middle road You've got two ways to go You better choose... and stick to it The spirit is strong but the body is weak Enforcers watch and you're bound to get beat You wonder if it's worth the price you paid Up before dawn and work all day Your eyelids are heavy as you make your way home TV dinners and the microwave drones Consent manufactured in the evening news Cash a check and pay some dues Free-range spirit of space and time How far have you expanded your mind? Living off the land, not a care in the world Wind in your hair, every night a different girl A couple fellas too, both platonic and more A few more years and you're gonna get bored The years catch up and you get less wild Wonderin' what it's like on the road of the mild
10.
Have you lived a thousand lifetimes Every time in a palace of Gold? Have you worked a million low wage jobs Since you were 16 years old? Have you gotten your third mansion Without a soul under your heel? Are your dollars free of bloodstains From anybody crushed under your wheel? I THINK NOT. As you're visiting your summer homes While your workers can't make rent As you getaway in the Caymans While I'm living in a tent As you tee up on the golf course While our water's filled with lead As your mindless self-indulgence Distracts you from our reckoned dead As you're counting all your billions Never working an honest day As you poison the lakes and rivers Cuz regulation doesn't pay As you try to kill the unions 'Cuz they'll force you to play fair As you manufacture consent From your puppets on the air Remember Your time will come As your deceit catches up And your apotheosis ends As your stepford wife grows distant And sleeps with all your so-called friends As the slaves start to murmur And talk amongst themselves As the voices become one And you hear the ringing of a bell Remember Your time will come

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Be forewarned: on this album, you will not be greeted warmly. The content herein is antagonistic and cynical to a degree that the previous release, Workforce to the World, was not. The whimsicality and synthpop sensibilities have been stripped away, leaving behind a skeleton of Picassofied garage rock with the synthesizers blipping and squawking over a foundation of intentional monotony. The fingerprints of Devo and Wall of Voodoo are all over. Lyrically, you will hear anecdotes and theses that have grown all too familiar since 2020--not just from me, but from everyone else. With a third year of societal breakdown being rung in, this is an album that's right on time.

Part two of the World Trilogy.

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released February 12, 2022

Production, arrangement, and performance by Zhir Vengersky

All music & lyrics by Zhir, EXCEPT:
(1) lyrics by Monsieur Herr
(6) by Wall of Voodoo
(7) by Gerald Casale/Bob Lewis
(10) lyrics by Rob Plasencia and Zhir

Album art by Sophia Swengel

Special thanks to Tom Aldora, Jade Dellinger, Drjhonny, Jon Jefcoat, Mobile-kun, Pasqually, and Syd Technofuck.

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Zhir Vengersky San Diego, California

Zhir Vengersky is the latest devolution of a long, proud family lineage of brain-eating apes which eventually settled in the Southern California region. In his formative years he was exposed to the music of art nerds before him. The effects were immediate and obvious. Zhir creates music for people who live in places that don't exist. ... more

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